Despite what this outfit is telling you, I have not been on any safaris lately. In fact, I just wore this to pick up some groceries and rent a movie (in other words, Sour Patch Kids and The Vow).
I've been getting asked how married life has been treating us. Honestly, it's no different than before. We spend our nights making dinner, taking photos of our cat, and I still fall asleep on the couch before 10pm. The only thing that's changed is our debt is now pooled together and everyone thinks I want to be pregnant.